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Scooping  dog poop weekly and you pay weekly, start and stop whenever you want/no contracts. We are fully insured and we excel at being very thorough while scooping poop and making absolutely sure that your yard is completely secure before we leave. Scooping poop is a messy business and no crap does it better, faster and cheaper than anybody else.

Get the best service if your lawn is not overgrown, have large amounts of unraked leaves or debris, have ice or snow build up (poopsicles).

Please keep gates unlocked, if we cannot access your yard you will still be charged, but of course we will come back out the next week to get it caught up.
We have the right to suspend and terminate accounts due to unpaid services or without reason (basically if we just think your a shitty customer, we want to provide the best by working with the best, don't be fooled by the branding, but this is a pretty basic business, but your not looking for basic results, and we aren't looking for basic clients). If your account becomes unpaid we will stop service... DUH!

We DO NOT take the waste away with us but we will have it bagged up for your garbage day collection, its not a big deal what would you do with it anyways if you scooped it?!?! 

◾No Crap services:
◾Calgary Alberta Canada
◾Edmonton Alberta Canada
◾Regina Saskatchewan Canada
◾Winnipeg Manitoba Canada
◾ GTA
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1 Dog

$
18.50
Per stop.
  • We come once a week
  • Tools cleaned
  • Gate closed after service
  • Puppy Scratches are free

2 Dogs

$
19.50
Per stop.
  • We come once a week
  • Tools cleaned
  • Gate closed after service
  • Puppy Scratches are free

2 times per week

Up to 3 dogs

$
14.99
Per stop.
  • We come twice a week
    $29.98 for those of your who can't multiply.
  • Tools cleaned
  • Gate closed after service
  • Puppy Scratches are free

Catch up and Membership 

$
129
NEED A CATCH UP SERVICE?
  • We have you covered with your membership .This Set up fee includes a one time catch up service and any extra time spent at your property if its ever required(typically during spring). This is for up to 2 dogs poop over an entire winter, Billed annually on your renewal/sign up date. We are similar to Costco or other memberships we will use this fee for research, development and to keep prices low..Basically NO SHIT 
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